I’m a crazy dresser. Yes, I agree. I don’t go with the norms and I don’t dress like the next girl but I like to think I dress in a stylish, colorful, earthy and bold way. That’s a lot, I know. But that does not justify or excuse the way that people dress these days especially the guys.
Boy’s fashion trend these days is just ridiculous to say the least. Its time someone said something about it. I see articles everyday chastising the way women dress but people seem oblivious to the guys. I absolutely love short dresses and people have a problem with it (I’m planning to change soon though) but boys fashion is getting weirder and weirder with each passing day.
From ‘superman’ t-shirt to those extremely tight jeans that leave nothing to the imagination, its all I can do to keep from shouting when I come across guys nowadays. I know we all love and admire fashion savvy guys that are nice looking and if he happens to be tall and speaks intelligently, please give him my number (I’m just joking o). But seriously, it does leave much to be desired when a guy dresses like he doesn’t know who he is.
‘Superman’ is a cartoon character, just in case that escaped your notice boys. I love to see my 7 year old nephew or my 3 year old god son in it but the idea of a full grown man clad in a t-shirt with a cartoon character leaves me speechless. Is that supposed to be sexy or what? Fashionable? It makes me wonder if the guy had a childhood or if he wants his childhood back. ‘Superman’ ‘Batman’ ‘Ironman’ what the heck is that? Its juvenile abeg.
The first time I saw Cabo Snoop dancing and jumping around in the skinniest jeans I had ever seen in my life, my jaws literally dropped. I was stunned. Now I see these jeans on basically everyone these days and I just can’t get used to it. What are they thinking? Guys, it makes you look gay!
There is no justifiable reason on earth why a guy that’s straight should put on jeans that will show his entire package, for goodness sake! As if that’s not bad enough, must you sag? Is that supposed to look fly? I swear, sometimes I feel like pulling it back up. Like my friend, Imade says, its looks like a yankee kid with a social behavior problem. That said, its 2012. If you’re still wearing baggy trousers and oversized shirts, you need a new wardrobe. Seriously! And please remove the toothpicks from your mouths!
We love that you love fashion. We love the fact that you want to look good but if you’re walking and people are staring, pointing, giggling and dogs are barking at you, please run inside and don’t come back out.
Look good. Look clean. Look like a man. Looking gay isn’t sexy and neither is looking like a toddler. We don’t want to date our baby brothers. Stop these trends, I’m begging (its not gonna get you a girlfriend), read basic fashion rules (might write an article on it if you’re willing to pay), ask your dad (yes, ask him), ask your sister and spare us the laughter and shock that we experience when you walk past us. No vex o. I just dey talk my own.