A while ago, it was the craze to write articles about oneself and it was mostly for people to get to know the author. It was a good thing and I learned a lot about my friends. I still tease a few of them relentlessly about certain things but never wanted to write one. I’m quite a private person, believe it or not and I prefer giving out little bits and pieces about me. It kinda adds to the mystery doesn’t it? For people who have actually read all my articles, I’m sure they’re wondering what the heck I’m talking about, since there’s always a bit of personal info in most of my articles.
Err…I did say bit and pieces, didn’t I?
I recently wrote this to a friend in reply to her read-by-force article about herself. So I figured what the hell! I might as well post it so here goes.
I. I can change d oil in my gen too. Nobody asked me right? Just felt like telling you. Knowledge is never lost. LOL.
II. I don’t know how to dance makosa. For some reason, I’ve never been able to manage it. A whole me! *shakes head*
III. I have 2 twitter crushes and yes, they are males. Why do I have a feeling this information is going to get me in trouble?
IV. I snore but I like to think its a sexy snore. Roll your eyes, na you sabi
V. I wear glasses but used contact lenses for the better part of my university days and my favorite color was blue. I stopped 3 years ago but I’m thinking of starting again. Its very sexy *winks*
VI. I laugh a lot. A lot! It drives my family crazy.
VII. I’m a cancer. Sometimes! Zodiac sign o
VIII. Vodka makes me an optimist. Seriously! I love it.
IX. I’m a really good cook but no one in my family knows I can cook. I’m the last born so they cook for me. So now, you know why I’m lazy *smiles*
X. I am the most stubborn in my house. You must have guessed that already. Come on.
XI. I love short gowns. But I guess you already knew that. You had to have known that.
XII. If my tummy were flatter, I’d be d happiest girl in the world. But it never goes down. Exercise and diet don’t work. Oh well!
XIII. My current best friend is a guy. No, we aren’t dating. Yes, his madam knows me. Thank you very much.
XIV. I can’t wait to be a mom. Named my kids and already buying clothes for them. It scares guys and I don’t care.
XV. Count me outta football except it’s the world cup and the super eagles are playing. I know, I know. *shakes head for myself*
XVI. I’m a spendthrift. On clothes only! I don’t know my statistics and I don’t wanna know! Please!
XVII. I’m not as wild, outgoing and party-loving as people think. I prefer to sit home with noodles and a big piece of turkey and watch movies or read a novel. Now I guess you know why exercise doesn’t work.
XVIII. I love romance. The whole scented candles, red wine, slow music setting. Potential P-setters please take note.
XIX. Getting me mad is as easy as flicking on a light switch but I laugh just as easily.
XXI. I have a very active conscience and I hate it. If I do something wrong to someone, I won’t sleep that night.
XXII. I’m still trying to convince myself that Nigeria is a great country. Feels like I’m lying to myself.
XXIII. I’m a very private person and I like it that way.
XXIV. The number of younger guys who ask me out is crazy. Wish I knew why. But abeg, at least it makes me laugh.
XXV. I look older than I am. Sometimes. But why don’t I ever look younger? Na wa.
XXVI. I’m very decisive. I hem and haw when I have to make a decision but when I do, forgerrit. Its as good as done.
XXVII. I’m kinda innocent/old fashioned though you’ll never guess.
XXVIII. I can’t wait to be a mom. I really can’t wait.
XXIX. I love taking baths. Hot ones please.
XXX. I have a large collection of clothes. Name it, I have it but I don’t have a single suit. Erm…I intend to start buying now. Its never too late.
XXXI. I’m very emotional. Very!
XXXII. I like to eat. Let me re-phrase that. I love to eat! I’m a serious foodist. Jeez! I don’t know what to do anymore o.